I don't need a "Gen-u-ine imitation Rolex" watch as I have two (watches not Rolexes). I don't need a "designer handbag replica" either. And, like Becca above, I certainly don't need a penis enlargement either.

But those university degrees.....well now, that could be a different story......! those emails arrive in my inbox at work, and I work in a high school.

It's a bit of a joke innit?

Cheers
JennieG