Well, LH, you jus' tell them sumabiches that I gotta watch fir ya'... It was made in Russia and has a red hammer and sickle on the face of and last I wound it it kept perfect time, juts 20 years behind...

But seriously, once they have you they have you... Congress passed a no-Spam law a while back but that don't help you folks in Canadaburg... Might of fact don't help us either 'cause I still get spam... No watches yet... Just the usual weener 'n pills stuff...

B~