Flip YOU, looser-boy!

I am doin' real good here. I just lernt how to operate this here thingy that repticates beer and pizza. ARtixes shown me how. It is way cool, eh? I plan to make a flippin' HUGE pizza that the whole flippin' crew can, like, chow down on, eh?

This is the life. I totally pity you dipwad flippin' idiots that are livin' in Idaho where everything stinks!

- Shane