Bee-dubya-ell, the woman writes trashy romances - most of her readership will never hear about this and wouldn't care if they did. her publishers won't, either, as long as it doesn't cost them an arm and a leg to soothe the nature writer's wrongs, which is unlikely.

Yeah, I know... But I couldn't think of any other smart-ass way to insert the word "badger" into this discussion.

(Badger: very large member of the weasel family)