Everything's illegal in California
Keeping ferrets, shootin' cougars, eatin' meat
Wearin' fur, ownin' AKs, spillin' oil upon the beaches
Divertin' rivers, surfin' sewers, sprayin' wheat.

Ain't nothin' legal in California
'Cepting growin' dope and politicos takin' bribes
Only state in the whole Union with law against 'most ever'thing
Unlike Idaho, where Senators stand wide.