ABC,

It would be unnatural to expand further on a subject that approaches the divine. I am planning to start a temple -- the Order of the Golden Globes. I sent the idea out, just as a feeler, to one of the top property owners on the 'Cat, and said:

"Or, perhaps it should be The Order of Mammon Worship? Church of the Infinite Curve?

We'll draw our holy images -- you could model if you wanted -- with their beatific faces highlighted by the mystic shine of a glimmering auroeola. Our daily service will be to give thanks for those whose cup runneth over. Oh, and don't forget the support groups! They'd be out in front, spreading the good word. I think we would generate a lot of burning interest, get a lot of good support and be able to practice our own ability to provide support and encourage sensitive feelings. We could mix in some Freudian theory and so forth, so the belief structure would be firm in the eyes of worshipers."

Maybe RJ Reynolds would let us revive the old Luckies ad about round and firm...Anyway I think it is high time the divinity of the human bosom was made clear, so it would no longer be a point of confusion during moments of intense prayer.