Then there is the Cuisinart toaster.

The slots aren't big enough to take a full slice of bread.
You have to run it at least two times to get the toast brown.
AND it doesn't have a removable panel in the bottom to remove the crumbs; so if you get a piece of bread break off, you have to turn it upside down and shake it and hope that the piece falls out.

Next time I'm buying a toaster from an antique store.