Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead competed in the breast stroke division of an English Cahannel swim competition.

The brunette came in first. The redhead was a close second. Much later the blonde finally reached the shore. She was exhausted and near the point of drowning.

After being revived with blankets and coffee she muttered,"I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."

Bob S(who needs to reset his cookie again this week)