Looks like Kendall and the PA are headed for the cellar...

PA - "I can rent him out if you like for a reasonable hourly charge."... isn't that sort of illegal? If not, put me down for a couple of hours next Saturday evening.

I'd like to meet the guy who designs food processors with lots of sharp angles and interesting ridges in the bowls... absolute bugger to get all the cake mix out of mine because it's a cylinder - sharp angle where the bottom joins the sides - it has a depression for no apparent reason which none of my spatula or spoons will fit into - and the mix creeps up the centre spindle and into the socket on the mixing blade so I lose cake mix up there and it's the very devil to clean if you can't find the miniature bottlebrush.

The picture on the box shows it being rinsed clean under the tap... all I can say is that it must have been through the dishwasher twice before that picture was taken!

LTS