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Thread #59418 Message #2241330
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
21-Jan-08 - 11:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Okay, like, I was lookin' threw my littel black book, eh? Like, the one where I keep all the good stuff about my old girlfeinds, eh?
I can, like, honestly say that I'm seeing a lot of perfectly good skanks that will be finding new boyfriends, eh, either on the Net or maybe by eBay or else at the local half price donut shop or maybe outside the Beer Store, eh? Lots of flippin' skankette duplicates, some of which I can't figure out why the flip I picked 'em up in the first place (some was barrely outta flippin' Junyer High skool!) and not one was flippin' in anticipation of grad school, but I guess they was neeeded at the time, eh? Now they are totally flippin' obsoleete--so now what? I ain't got nowhere's with Officer Dana and my flippin' biodegradable clock is tickin'!!! I can't flippin' waist no more time like I used to, eh? I don't have the time or the money to cruise skank flippin' bullevard no more.