Here are some options from the restaurant/old boots scene:

"Des curieux et des bouts" (odds and ends -- that leaves you rather a lot of latitude, I should think)

"Mousse de la Boue dans une Panier de la Pate de Chaussures" (Mud mousse in a basket of shoe pastry)

"Brodequin rôti Façon Ombres" (Soldier's boot done in the Shades fashion [In mud])

"Languette braise' (braised [boot] tongues)

"Sole d'une Bonne Femme servis dans un Coulis de Terre en I'Eau" (sole of good woman's's shoe in mud sauce)

"Spaghetti Carbonara" (ideally using shoelaces for the pasta)

"Prime aged beef" {old boots)

Soup (mud, snd a lot of onions)

Puddings (mud, caramelized)

Cafe de Terre ("genuine ground coffee" -- i.e., mud)