The reason I use the Black Stuff in my beer trap is because I won 8 cans of it in a raffle. As Mrs. Duck well knows, my beer consumption has had to be severely curtailed more's the pity, due to an alcohol intolerance (migraine) and nobody, not even my 2 student kids would take the Guinness from me! When it's gone, the wee invaders will get whatever rubbish I can lay my hands on. Probably the draught John Smith's bitter from the pub across the road. That's another thing. Here am I unable to drink much and the pub also sells Timothy Taylor's Landlord. So I had one last night. And a Southern Comfort because I have a sore throat. And two aspirins before I went to bed, just in case. Let's face it, you can only drink so much coke.My sister-in-law was "outed" on her wedding day when the best man mentioned in his speech that the bride had been known to suck slugs (black 'uns) when 3 years old. You know they say that on average we swallow 8 spiders per year while asleep? Well I wonder how many little hermaphrodite invertebrates get chomped per person, per annum? They'll be full of protein.
mouldy