We also used to have rocket wars. We'd make rockets out of paper matches and shoot them at each other. Finally the Student Union Gestapo made us stop.

And I will make a confession now, after all these years. I will disclose my alter ego, my secret identity.

                I was the Magenta Maggot.

Surprise you? Yes, I once stood for all that was Good and Pure and Truthful and Rotting! But that was years ago, and much has happened since then; the World no longer requires my services. But be aware that I still have the pipe and I still know how to smoke it!