(the observer effects the observed concept)
So if it is life or consciousness that imposes parameters for measured perception and in doing so distorts the universe , then a Universe unsullied by life would be without distortion, in the same sense as the fallen tree would make no noise without someone to hear it.

The distortion is within the consciousness of the life form's perception as well as the observed universe. The photons passing through 2 slits and displaying the pattern on a wall are indeed influenced by an observer in a manner which is like a supreme being calling quanta into existence.