If the title is I'll Tell You Where To Put It If You Like, then this article: Eric Winter obit (you can ignore the ActiveX) suggests it was written by Alex Comfort and put to music by Eric Winter:

"Chris Sandford recorded "I'll Tell You Where to Put It If You Like" (1961, also known as "The Teapot Song"), for which the writer and sexologist Alex Comfort provided the lyrics to Winter's tune."

In 2005 someone was looking for info on the Chris Sandford recording: Boot Sale Sounds - Chris Sandford and had the file posted, sadly only for 7 days.

U.Ariz - Hill Collections also has an entry under that title, but not details of what it is.

I'll pursue this a bit.

Mick