Well, several of our folks are either under the weather, under the knife or under the table, so I reckoned it was about time to re-open the Recovery Ward.

Come on in, take your clothes off, lay back in the nice soft beds or take a seat in one of our brand new, heated, padded PortaPotties which come with gerbil bottle for water, foot rest, book rest, grab bar and selection of reading materials, but more importantly, a mini fridge full of toilet paper.

Nurse Ratched is off duty at the moment so it's a good time to get settled. I'll be round shortly with the soothing ointments, cooling balms and green jello.

The Doctor is IN.

LTS