What insurance do you take? Can I get my Chemo done there?

You can drop all the balms. Balms away! 30 Seconds Over Gilead!....

And spare me the Hickory Smoke Cure, like they offered at that place in Smithfield VA.

Does your Oncologist do more than tell me who's on call on a given night?

What's the graduation rate from these beloved Halls Of IV?

"Te-ell me why-y, the IV twines......."

Do these folks also recover sofas?