Bobertz, bein' as how you garnered not a single vote in the South Carolina primaries, I think it's time to revamp this campaign - promote a different image. And given the need to relocate the Barbershop - I think you can kill two birds with one stone!

Sidewalk Bob for President!

Skivee, that Raleigh location is a brilliant idea! Centrally located on the train route between New York and New Orleans, that corridor that passes right through the heart of most of the blues country east of the Mississippi. Street level woulda been better, but we are a bunch of creative folks here, and can make it work!

I'm a little worried that Chongo may prove to be more of a liability than not, but maybe if he has enough bananas to keep him outa trouble....