Down here:

Down in (insert city)
Where the blue grass grow
Where the crickets crow
Where it snows in September and it rains in November
Where you're scared of flies and you run from hives
Where you talk like this and you scream this
Where you walk and talk like an aardvark
Where you ran and danced like a caveman
Where sneaked and peaked just like a bee
Now 1,2,3....