I'd highly recommend them to anyone who was annoyingly cheerful. "Jude the Obscure," for example, is kept in a special waterproof jacket in libraries because it brings its own raincloud with it. "Crime and Punishment" is only issued in an edition that plays "The Best Of The Captain and Teneille" when it's opened. "The Brothers K." was to include the music to "It's A Small World After All" but even the gummint figgered that was more likely to drive people to suicide than to prevent it.