You drive a hard bargain, Bobert. But what the heck. I know yer resources are limited, right? I'm in. You gotta deal.

Yeah, Rudi made me an offer, awright, but I wouldn't work for that ugly bozo if he promised me all the bananas in Costa Rica! Ya know why? Cos he's a crook, that's why. That's my opinion. He reminds me of one of them mobster kingpins. I hate them kind. They use you as long as they need you and then they drop you in the local river with lead shoes on when they don't need you no longer!

Anyway, I was a New Deal Democrat way back with FDR, so I ain't gonna be no triggerman for Rudi Giuliani. No siree!

I like yer style, Bobert. We are gonna take names, get down to brass tacks, and kick Republican ass all the way to the White House, baby! Just point me in the right direction, and stand clear.

- Chongo