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Thread #108146   Message #2247434
Posted By: Bobert
28-Jan-08 - 06:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: Alternative State of the Union Address..
Subject: BS: State of the Union Address..
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My fellow Americans, I realize that most of you are aware that Channel 273 has chosen tonight as the night to feature "I Love Lucy" reruns so I really don't want to hold you up so I'll just keep it short. Three words define the STate of the Union tonight and they are...

... purdy friggin' lousy!!!

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Thanky you... Yeah, weve really madea mess of things, haven't we???

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Thank you..So why mess up a perfectly good night when we could all be how watching Lucy and Ethel???

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Thank you and God Bless America...

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