The economy is basically screwed.

Homeland Security is out of control.

The Constitution is being violated.

International law is being broken.

Prisoners are being tortured.

People are being held offshore incommunicado without legal protections and without trial.

A war of aggression is being waged in Iraq, while another is being planned for Iran.

People (like Kucinich) who speak the truth about the above are being silenced.

The coporatocracy is making record profits.

Your jobs are going overseas.

You are being ruled by crooks, war criminals, corporate CEOs, and liars.

And that's the State of the Union!

(overwhelming applause, weeping, high fives, and wild cheering...)

We now return to the Movie Channel for a preview of "Rambo"...get ready to see lots of evil foreigners get blowed up real good, shot, disemboweled, garrotted, and taught not to mess with liberty and freedom!!!