Where did you ever get the idea that5 we disciminate agaisnt liars, Skivz??? Heck, if they wanta throw a few peas into the soup and maybe knock on a few doors then that's okay with me... Ahhhh, you must not have got the liar memo...

Okay, they won't be condidered for any cabinet positions except for the Department of Tall Tales, which will replace the Defense Departmant but not to worry... Lotta of the DoD folks will transition into the new Department of Tall Tales seamlessly...

BTW, see that junction box over by that tool box thingie on the back wall??? See the red toggle switch??? It overrides the other lift controller but don't tell no body 'cause this is one of the national security things... Okay???

You're doin' a good job, Skivz... No, really, you are!!!

Almost Prez. Sidewalk

p.s... As to yer concerns about the Chimp... Yes, he does bite so be sure yer up on yer shots...