I liked Bobert's speech the best. The rest of you took too long. If I stayed aroung to hear Amos and LH's additions, I might miss the episode where Lucy gets a loving cup stuck on her head. I've only seen that episode once and I can't remember how she got it there to begin with. That's more important than any presidential speech. Sorry, Amos and LH. You need to learn to be brief, like Bobert.

Bobert - I don't agree with all your ideas that you stated in your "running for President" thread, but if you promise to keep your speeches short, like the above, you may get my vote anyway.