False, Rap, to most of them charges... Okay, you got me on the widows one... Hey, I thought that the blinds were pulled and she, not me, started the entire thing... And she may now say it was oppression but at the time it was just another afternoon of hot steamy sex???

What's a guy to do???

I deny the rest of the allogations except the parts where I ripped off the "pot in every chicken" which I fully claim to have ripped off fair and square... Hey, nobody had a chain around the sumabich, did they???

But, sniff, now I feel guilty... No, not about the widow woman... She inherited a plenty and did real okay with it... But stealing a guys fu*ked up chicken is, ahhh...

... fu*ked up and I am sorry, Rap... You can have what I ain't eaten back... Hey, I'll buy you another one and blow smoke in its face just before I ring its neck...

Will that make up for everything???

Come on, Rap... We is like tight, bro...

B~