Dear President-to-be Bobert "Sidewalk"
It's easy to see why you're such a man of the people. You are even related to a Mechanic! Man, 0h man. Folk said you were common, but I had no idea.
I should have been clearer. Buck sells Yugo's and only Yugos. He got the place when his daddy, Victor, died. Victor seemed to think that they was the perfect car. Even had some cards printed up:
Victor, Yugo- Classics! Then he had a phone number and such.
Dang, I'd wished Ida knowed you was in Florida. I'd been sure to ask you to get some of those pineapples and macadam nuts. Do they take American money there, now?
Do you have a universal heath care plan in your bunch of programs? I'm just asking 'cause my Snappy bite is starting to itch some.