A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said "Lets talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up conversation with your fellow passenger".
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about"?
Oh, i don't know, said the stranger. "How about nuclear power"?
"OK" she said. "That would be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you think that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says "Hmmm, i have no idea".
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"