I'm now at 27,903...but if you add all the additional posts I have done under various well-known psuedonyms (and you know who most of them are)....then I believe that I would rate as the biggest wiener on this entire forum!!!

(wiener - proper noun: a person from Vienna; common usage: an edible item composed mostly of meat products enclosed in a cylindrical outer membrane; slang: a complete moron.)