Dear SB. I tried ta explain that Victor is dead. He's been dead a couple a years now, or so I been told by Buck. I guess there must be something wrong with these telephone lines. I thought I was pretty clear. Anyhoo Buck says we could probably drop that Corvette block in there, but he isn't going to let you use his hoist or his tools. He's got a pig hanging from it for the roast this weekend.
I heard that politics is hard work, but I didn't think I'd end upholding and engine block while you put all them hoses and belts on it. Maybe Chongo will do it for a few more yams.
Buck also suggested that if this is going to be our multistate campaign office, we should get the Yugo with the most cup holders.
Buck is feeling kinda vulnerable, what with the death of Snappy and all. So I figgured I might try to talk him down to $175.
Maybe we can get that Leeneia gal to take calls.
Another thng we should do is get us some curley earthingees for our AM radios. I been seeing some other campaigns and they always got well dressed young folks listening to football games and such through them curley earthingees.
News folks talk about feeling a groundswell from supporters. I want you to know that I had a groundswell last night. It may have been from bad cole slaw. I washed most of it away with a hose. I want your campaign office looking the best it can.