Well, Skivz, yeah I could weld a couple hundred pounds of rebar to the Yugo front axle but it wouldn't do no good at all 'cause the Yugo has a McPherson strut front end and the Pinto is a ball joint front axle assembly... Ya' gotta trust me on this one... If Buck insists on stickin' a big ass Corvette motor in the Yugo we gonna have to have some meat unner it 'er the entire front end is gonna be part of the blacktop unner it...

Now as fir them shots??? Well, gol danged, Skivz... If they is gonna stun gun yer butt if you don't get 'um what are ya' gonna do...

(Hey, SB, what's you got the Chimp fir, anyway???)

Yo, Skivz... Tell us where you are and when "they" plan to come fetch you up with them stun guns... Heck, with the dough we spent on bananas and ammunition I reckon that we might as well get a return on that investment... I mean, over half our budget is going to Chongo and he's just sittin' 'round watching ol' Tarzan reruns and, frankly, is gettin' a tad bored...

We'll get this one handled...

Is that presidential, 'er what???

SB