Heard this one from a friend of mine; don't know who wrote it --

VEGETABLE LOVE

Don't you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you.
Please tell me you love me. Don't snap my heart in two.
Don't turnip your nose at me, or squash my loving lines --
Like a little sweet tomato, you're growing on my vine.

   Your love's like the sun above, shining on my garden of love.
   Love me long and love me true. I'd like to share my garden with you.

Don't think I'm a pumpkin head, corny as it may sound.
Though I get radish in the face, I like having you around.
Watercress you every night, endive more to say:
Tell me when we cantelope. Lettuce name the day.

CHO

Watermelon colly feeling, when I'm nut with you.
Olive for the time when I can spinach night with you.
Apple eve we'd make a lovely pear, my dear, it's true.
We don't need mushroom to love, so love me, honeydew.

CHO