On a serious note, many performers let themselves down when sending out publicity material.
Many years back I used to have to cobble together something to send to the press and local radio trying to publicise events at the Topic Folk Club (Bradford, Yorkshire, longest running folk club in England). If I hadn't actually seen the performer, it was very difficult. Although a lot of performers' publicity material was accurate, it didn't say much more than "XXX plays guitar and sings their own/traditional (delete the wrong one) material". It wasn't easy to make each week sound different and interesting even when the acts were very varied and talented.
Of course, this Mia is just over the top and pure gibberish. If she wrote it herself, I wouldn't expect her songwriting to be much above the level of a talking parrot.
Quack!
GtD.