Banderlogs, as any student of Kipling knows, are noisy mindless creratures of the primate class who live in treetops and hurl epithets and other foul things at the hard-working animals trying to live peaceably down below them.


Although it has been a long time since I have Kippled, the term has stayed with me for useful moments like this.

Guest, Guest, your toxic emanations are a disgrace to thinking humans in spite of your Big Button on what passes in your own mind for critical thought.


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