Look here, Bobert, if Skivee don't quit spreadin' lies about me there is gonna be TROUBLE! You are gonna lose one of yer staff, and it won't be me! Anyone who suggest that I don't know how to use a flush toilet is really askin' for it. Man, I am seriously TICKED here!

As fer the Tommy Colins "monkey" song...well...

I like it. ;-D Surprised? No, really, I think it's pretty good.

You know, I would enjoy gettin' in an action scene with that idiot Stallone in one of his Rambo movies. That sucker ain't seen nothin' yet. I'll tell you who impresses me a lot more than Stallone:   Schwarzenneger. I would love to spar with Arnold when he was in his prime, but I think he's gettin' a little too old for it now, maybe, although I'm not sayin' he still don't have a few good moves.

I like his one-liner smart cracks to the bad guys right after he kills 'em. Hilarious.