THREAD TOPIC SECURITY ALERT!

The Department of Thread Topic Security has elevated the security status of this thread to

ORANGE trimmed in PURPLE.

This is in response to vague yet unreliable reports of large numbers of pickled pigs' feet amassed on the borders of this thread. The pigs' feet are reportedly angry that anchovies are the only disgusting "food" product being discussed here and are poised to take over this thread and demand equal treatment.