"Erm, whatever happened to sounding like oneself?"

Oh, that's been banned, didn't you know? Sounding like oneself could give rise to individuality and that's forbidden these days (see John Lennon thread for previous rant) ;-)

It's why we have so many "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be..." programmes. The Day Of The Individual is growing ever dimmer.

There's only one Sandy Denny and only one Kate Rusby, accept no others, for they are all imposters.