"Painting Pains"

I'd been hired to paint a woman's living room,
but every time I put another coat of paint on the
walls, my client changed her mind about the color.

After the third time, it still wasn't right so back
to the paint store I went.

As I painted the fourth coat on, she commented,
"It seems like you're painting faster."

I replied, "No, the room's actually gotten smaller."