Well, No-Longer-Soon-To-Be President Bobert, I'm sorry to hear that you are throwing in the towel.
I just bought us some costumes for Super Tuesday, and now I don't know what to do with them. I got you one of those Superman deals with a cape and all, and I got me a spiderman costume, because it was the only one in XXXXL, and I got Chongo a monkey suit with a plastic banana. I think it was a banana.
I guess I'll go back to the office and start cleaning out the ash tray...there may still be some bits of weed mixed with the ash.
And let me be the first to say: Bobert for President in 2009!