Another apology to John Denver, courtesy of the Barron Knights:

My bags were lost an hour ago
As you might guess, I'm at Heathrow
For all I know, they're on their way to Rome

The fog this morning's very dense,
My mates are waving through the fence (Hi, Greg!)
In all my life, I've never felt so ill

(ch)
I'm heaving, on a jet plane
Don't know if I will fly again




Unfortunately, CD not to hand and I forget the rest of it.