Abracadabra, King of the Jews Wiped his arse on the Manchester Evening News.
Abracadabra, King of the Jews Bought his wife a pair of shoes. When the shoes began to wear Abracadabra began to swear. When the swear began to stop Abracadabra bought a shop. When the shop began to sell Abracadabra bought a bell. When the bell began to ring Abracadabra began to sing : Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, te, do I lost my knickers in the snow. If anyone finds them let me know - Do, te, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.