In the merry month of Liverpool In the city of July The snow was raining heavily But the streets were very dry. The elephant is a bonny bird Which flies from bough to bough. It makes its nest in rhubarb trees And whistles like a cow.
I went to the pictures tomorrow I got a front seat at the back. A lady gave me a banana I ate it and gave it her back. I went round a straight crooked corner And saw a dead donkey alive So I pulled out a knife and I killed it And that's how the dead donkey died.