Depends on what yer tryin "to forget"...

That's one of the things a Department of Cannibus can work on so folks can more economically use cannibus...

I don't toke credit fir this idea... The WGSR came up with it one night... I was singin' a country song about some poor schlepp whoes woman had left him for the guy doen the street who had a "bigger tractor" and the guy was just trying to frown his sorrows in Budwiezer and so me and the WGSR was talkin' about, instead of gettin' drunk, like how many tokes it would take the same guy to get over Becky Sue...

Yeah, that's how it started so then Al Gore stopped by and right after we invented the innernet we got to talkin' about the WGSR'[s idea and you know what a conservationist ol' Al is and so we all got to thinking it wold be nice to haver a chart, 'er somethin' so folk would only use the correct amount of cannibus for the circumstance...

It go something like this:

*Woman leaves you and you actually care: 8 tokes

*Woamn leaves you and you are happy: 3 tokes

*Dog gets run over by a car: 7 tokes

*Mother in law is moving in: 7 tokes per day until she leaves

*Stubbed toe: 3 to 4 tokes

*McCain gets elected: 5 tokes a day for next 1460 days

You know, something like that...

B~