Well, well...guess what just showed up in my email inbox in the last half hour:

...from some spammer who calls himself by the extremely unlikely name "soon Rach":

You're right to be ashamed if your tractor is tiny, but know this - YOU CAN CHANGE THAT!

Just look at the sly psychological ploys in that email! "You're right to be ashamed..." (!)   Yeah, uh-huh. Sure. Oh, the SHAME of having been equipped with a tiny tractor! Oh! What if people should find out???

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Rapaire, I know that like all Idahoites you are consumed with envy of all that is Canadian, so I forgive you your insensitive remarks above. Heh! ;-) Look, I could send you some maple syrup or something, and you'll feel better, eh? We Canadians are happy to share.