Ya' know I hate to bring this up but when was the last butt ugly nominee elected to the White House???

Like, you might have to go back to Lincoln to find anyone as ugly as McWar...

No, I am being perfectly serious here... This ain't no joke...

(Well, Bobertz, that was purdy crass...)

Yeah, and it also happens to be true, crass or not... I mean, lets get real here... If McWar's left jowl gets any bigger he'll need a side-car to drag it around...

(Disgusting, Bobz... An' you think yer all politically correct... That's over the line...)

No, what is over the line is McWar's jowel... It so far over the line that he outta be called for "offsides"...

(Okay, BObertz... Now you have crossed over the line and you are gonna get "the blast" from these very decent people and you deserve it!!!)

Okay, blast away, but deep down inside we don't elect ugly presidents...

Call US vain, but Obama v. McJowel??? Landslide, pdq??? Yeah, goin' Obama's way...

McJowl v. McClinton???

Who knows... She ain't lookin' all that hot these days... Of course, LH will disagree...

B~