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YOUR CAMPAIGN

(To the tune of "YOU'RE SO VAIN", WORDS AND MUSIC BY CARLY SIMON)

Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer

It's D-Day for each Party.
The G.O.P., it will be engrossed:
In Mitt,
The delegate split,
And how John hit
The jitters from coast to coast.
While the Democrats are going bats.
At who will get the most
Black and Hispanic.
There's panic titanic.
And it's organic.

So: Your campaign
Is gonna have a very big news day.
Your campaign
Could end up with a win or a lose day.
Tuesday -
Whose day?

Well, this super date's in over 20 states
With delegate rules of their own.
In the Republican brawl
Some are winner-take-all
And some are proportion-prone.
But the Democratic's mathematIcs
are a zone unknown.
Why self-inflict an analysis this strict?
District by district?

Oh, your campaign
Is gonna have a very big news day.
Your campaign.
Could end up with a win or a lose day.
Tuesday.
Whose day?

Oh, the drama that is Clinton and Obama runs high
Domestically and overseas.
While the Huckabee quotes
and the Paul anecdotes
Throw such a net
they're set to sweat punditries.
With Mitt and John,
they'll all be turning on
A bonfire of vanities.
Will this day be just a melee and divider?
Or The Decider?

Oh, your campaign
Is gonna have a hullabaloo day.
Your campaign
Could end up with a major to-do day.
Zoo day
New day
Today.

Your campaign
Is gonna have a very big Tuesday.
Your campaign -
It may not be a win or a lose day.
Your campaign
Is gonna have a very big news day.