Dug up this old Mudcat post....

Subject: RE: Back of Bus Songs
From: Bat Goddess - PM
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 08:19 PM

Oh yeah, bottles of beer on the wall.

But how about --

I was cruising down the highway
Going ninety miles an hour
When the chain on my bicycle broke.
I was thrown in the ditch
While listening to Mitch
*[dates this to US, c. 1950s-60s -- "Sing Along with Mitch Miller]
With my teeth playing "Dixie" on the spokes.

Linn