"I'm the constable of Punkinville,
Just traded horses at the mill.
My name's Joshua Ebenezer Fry.
I know a thing or two,
You bet your life I do.
You cain't fool me, 'cause I'm too durned sly!"

   cho:
    "Well, I swan, I must be gittin' on.
      Giddyup, Napoleon..it looks like rain.
      I'd shoot a hawk, if the critter didn't balk..
      Drap in when you're over to the farm again!"