With appropriate apologies:

[Spoken:]
Is she really going out with him?
Well, there she is. Let's ask her.
Condi, is that W's fealty you've sworn?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must have been great working with him
Is he promoting you today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the White House door
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (The Leader of the Free World)

Folks were always calling him dumb (dumb, dumb)
They said he came from the wrong side of dumb
(Whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of dumb?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for (The Leader of the Free World)

One day the voters said, "Elect someone new"
I had to tell my W we're through
(Whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go elect somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
Just lookin' stupid and shy
I'm sorry I hurt you (The Leader of the Free World)

[Spoken:]

He sort of smiled and told me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he rode away on that January night
I knew that he was slow
But whether he knew, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

I felt so helpless, but what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
At the RNC they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (The Leader of the Free World)

The Leader of the Free World - now he's gone
The Leader of the Free World - now he's gone
The Leader of the Free World - now he's gone
The Leader of the Free World - now he's gone
[Fade]