I don't have any .45-70 ammunition handy, I'm sorry to say. I don't even have any unhandy. I don't have any at all, in fact. Nor do I have any .38-55, .50-90, or any of those. I also have no 5.56mm, 6.5mm, 7.62x54R, 7.62 NATO, .50 BMG, 12.7mm, 9mm Parabellum, 10mm, .303, 7.92mm, 8mm or .30-40 Krag.

I do have some .177 caliber bb's to spare, though.

I'm sorry. I know you think badly of my masculinity. I'll try to do better the next time.